In 2014, we did a post which combined actual Max Payne quotes with Valentine's Day cards. It was awful. We came back in 2016 and made Alan Wake puns for a special person in your life. That was worse. So we're coming back this year, for our third attempt, with Quantum Break to save your Valentine's Day this year.
To ensure quality and show that we do take this challenge seriously, please note that all of these puns were written at the best time, 3am last night.
LET'S DO THIS!
Okay, so the elephant in the room: there's a joke here that I just don't want to make, and you don't want me to make. I am disappointed in myself for making it but I just felt that I had to address it so we can begin the acceptance and move on. Ready?
We've got the classics again:
Your Altered World Events...
Speaking of physics.