A few years ago I created a bunch of Valentine's Day cards "written" by Max Payne using quotations from his second adventure, but today I wanted to do something a little more traditional. The first Remedy game I played was Alan Wake, and before The Sudden Stop was a Remedy fansite it was an Alan Wake one. So, why not get some screenshots of the game and put some truly terrible puns to them?
... just to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
Someone mentioned "thermos"! Quick, the fan art!
That's some Alan Wake enemy concept art going on there!
Slightly disturbing. This could be perceived in a couple of ways, so I just want to clarify that in my head, the eyes are in a box and it's an awful gift with perhaps... kind of lovely intentions? (I guess?) Thomas Hardy slept with his estranged wife's corpse at the foot of his bed for several days after remembering that he loved her after her passing. Nice intention, but ehhhhhh a little odd, even for England.